Forward to All Ants

To my esteemed friends, the ants:

While I appreciate your attempts to keep me thin by taking over my Reese's peanut butter cups and M&Ms, I'm having a hard time understanding why you chose to cease my sealed peanut butter jar as well. That was my lunch for the week. I understand the theory of survival of the fittest, which is why I was forced to employ my hairspray to euthanize you all. You will forgive me, but I just couldn't have you all traipsing through my room and stealing my food. I do hope that in the future we will be able to find common ground.

Yours truly,
Kristina